This happened on a different floor from the one to which I am assigned, but it's funny just the same.
A female patient came in with complaints of thought insertion and delusions. Among her freakish delusions were the following:
1. She was born in Israel, but is now dead. Her body is buried with the Lindbergh baby.
2. She is possessed by the devil. The hospital she is currently at loves satan more than it loves Jesus.
3. She is living in Bianca Jagger's body.
4. (My personal favorite) Nancy Reagan stole this patient's [female genitalia] so she could have babies.
Yikes.
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