"Um, I don't usually let people talk to me like that. I'm going to hang up now."

.... and other things I should have said:

"Did you actually call here just to yell at me?"

"Isn't this the patient that you didn't want to see anyway?"

"Wow, look at the time. It appears I won't be able to listen any longer."

"Wait, so you did. Call here just to yell."



"Ummmm, who were you holding for again?"