I don't have as much time to blog these days as I used to (duh), and when I do blog, I am torn between updating here and updating at Ben's site. So, for those of you who are really visiting here to see/hear about Ben, click here and you'll find what you're looking for. For those of you who just love ME, continue checking back... just not as often.
And here is a funny story for you, to reward you for thinking of me (ha ha):
A few weeks ago, I was up in the night nursing the baby in his room. Josh was working nights, so I was home alone. My cell phone happened to be sitting on the table next to where I sit when I nurse the baby, and suddenly it was ringing. It jolted me out of my sleepy state, and I thought, What is Josh thinking?, because who but Josh would even think I MIGHT be awake at this hour? I grabbed the phone and noted that it was 2:49. In the a.m. I realized two things: one, it wasn't Josh, because I have a special ring tone for him, and two, the caller ID said "Restricted #." Hmm. I silenced the ringer, thinking, I'm not going to answer that. And then I thought, Well, maybe it IS Josh, just calling from the station (which has a restricted number). So I went ahead and answered it.
Me: Hello?
Her: Hey, are you up?
Me: What?
Her: Are you in your bed?
Me: I think you have the wrong--
Her: I don't have the wrong number! You wanted this, you called for this! Are you in your bed? This is your telephone strip tease.
Me: Ha, right.
-click-
You've got to be kidding me! I was so blown away by the sheer WEIRDNESS of the phone call that I called Josh at work to tell him. I thought it was hilarious and creepy. He was unfortunately processing a drunk and had no time to enjoy the story. Oh well.
Sionara for now!
3 comments:
THAT WAS ME CAlling to give you your strip tease (just kidding)... how funny that after she heard a girl answer she didn't assume she had the wrong number... GROSS! Either way it is gross, but even grosser that she continued initiating her purpose after it was a female... and to think Ben was exposed to this! Hill
How bizarre!! The only thing that is sort of good is at least you were awake sort of. How mad would you have been if it was during the precious sleep time and you had to deal with that! I wonder if she'll call back? Weird.
that's the best story i've heard in a long time! & ditto to 'good thing you were already awake' - or at least sort of awake.
now on to ben's site ... hoping for pictures :)
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