Not Me! Monday

If you haven't heard of MckMama, you probably haven't been reading my blog for long. Ha ha. Her son Stellan's button is in my sidebar, and this post idea is hers. I haven't attempted it before, but it's a great way to get the blog juices flowing when you're stumped. So here goes!

Because I am the sort of mom who never cuts corners, it is highly unlikely that I would ever pull dirty clothing out of the hamper and wear it, even running. Not me! I've never done anything like that.

Nor have I ever, ever hit a drive-thru and fed my child while in the car, knowing that he is just distracted enough to actually eat. Nope, not me!

I am not even a little bit obsessive about white socks. I have never scrubbed the dirty ones with Oxi-Clean, not even once. I don't bother to remove my socks if I'm not wearing slippers in order to keep my socks clean. That's just not my style. I surely have more important things to worry about.

And while we're denying obsessive compulsive behaviors, wiping the bathroom faucet is not part of my every-single-visit-to-the-bathroom ritual. I admit that I love for it to be clean, but wiping it every time? Over the top. I would never do that, not me! Pure craziness.

Want an opportunity to 'come clean?' Leave your "Not mes!" in the comments!