You know what it's called.

Why do large men wear shirts that say BIG DOG on them? We know. There's no need to write it on your shirt.

I went to buy paper for the printer at Staples yesterday. Why is recycled paper more expensive than the regular kind?

Maybe one of the most important parts of parenting is making sure your children respect you. Before they're bigger than you.

So much of life is only noticeable if you DON'T do it. Think about it: Showering. Doing dishes/laundry. Sending Christmas cards. Pooping. The list goes on...

Oreo bon-bons are even more delicious when you are not allowed to eat them. It's a proven fact.

I graduated from nursing school nearly exactly four years ago, but it wasn't until nearly exactly two years ago (when Ben was born) that I really started talking about poop in everyday conversation.

The following things were found on my doorstep throughout the day today: A ginormous box of Omaha Steaks, the best Christmas present ever, from my aunt and uncle in Arkansas; an English Standard Version of the New Testament from the local Baptist church, with an invite to their Christmas services; the bill from Suburban Propane from our recent propane fillup; and a box of presents for my sons from the same aunt and uncle. What's weird about this? Four strangers were AT MY FRONT DOOR, and I never knew they were there (with the exception of the UPS guy, who I greeted and smiled at because I heard his truck coming, and because he always brings me fun things).

Do 0-6 month socks really need that non-slip tread on the bottom? Really?